has the world gone upside down ?
Wednesday, February 25 at 9:11 PM
the ever so good-looking (talk about yummy) and my darling, robert pattinson had been sweeping women's feet no matter whether it's a celeb or pretty average people like me, haha ! how could you ignore him - his dreamy gaze, his memorable blue eyes, his messed-up hair, his adorable laugh and his dazzling smile kills me! the 'edward cullen' recently became one of the presenters at the 81st academy awards alongside mamma mia actress, amanda seyfried (i kept remembering her as the boob girl from mean girls) for romance movies in 2008 (how coincidence, huh ?), too bad his on-screen co-star kristen stewart is not presenting together with him, i was soo totally crossing my fingers =) twilight stars on oscars - it would rock the red carpet harder than high school musical's zac efron and vanessa hudgens. mr pattinson looking oh-so-sexy with his dolce & gabbana tux with his smooth and silky, longer hair now (with a bit of facial hair but that doesn't really bother me that much). i was soo mesmerized watching him infront of the tv the whole time that i watch e!'s oscars red carpet about 6 - 7 times just to catch his interview with ryan seacrest. aahhhhh, he is unbelievably gorgeous !

anyway, we knew that mr pattinson was romantically linked with miss stewart (kristen stewart, michael angarano(who the hell is he)'s gf) and miss belle (camilla belle, joe jonas(camilla's twin)'s gf) and unfortunately, the rumours are false. yesss ! not sooo fast, my dear. some celebrities have fallen for dear mr pattinson which includes
paris hilton and natalie portman. WHAT ?!?! PARIS HILTON, eeww. go hug jesse mccartney or get someone else, paris - you're no match for him. NATALIE PORTMAN, she's older than him right ? that's like illegal, dude. get away from her, miss portman - he's not yours. i did heard that the hot megan fox rejected him, haha .. she should be. my dearest gay friend, eeyna would be crushed if she dated mr pattinson, probably a few gay tears rolling down on her cheeks too ..

his fans had even some celebrities to hook up with mr pattinson :


NUMBER ONE : rihanna
(WHAT ?!?! .. no no no, he'll be singing ella ella eh eh in no time, please don't.)

NUMBER TWO : miley cyrus
(whatthehell ? miss cyrus, don't you ever get your grimy, yankee paws on my man. go back to your underwear guy, justin gaston)

NUMBER THREE : vanessa hudgens
(i don't she'll be interested since she's faithful to zefron .. soo, no worries)

none of you guys from above are taking him away.

well, i really can't believe that mr pattinson is no on the fashion police list, he should be ! he's like the male version of angelina jolie - striking. damn you, zac efron ! don't worry, baby .. you'll get it next time.

i'm not doing the fashion police blog for the academy awards, too darn lazy. sorry, fashion critics !

mr pattinson, please take me with youuu =) i'll be happy to be your soulmate.
lots of love - lolita21 <333