utterly impossible
Monday, April 20 at 8:27 PM

righttt, this is weirddd !

i thought that i had the most funniest dream last night, and it was wronggg !

seriously odd.

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i was walking alone in the streets - it was cold and freezing that early evening eventhough i had my thick navy blue trenhcoat. i even remember what i wore - a white knitted winter cap, dark denim skinnies and knee-length dark leather boots (so weird, i'm so stylish in my dream - this isn't a make up story)

and i was pretty hungry. so, i went to this small cafe just around a corner and i'm not suprised it was full and crowded. it was supposed to be a famous hangout spot - dark and cosy with jazz music in the background. so i had to wait, i saw a empty spot and quickly pushing my way to the crowd and grab a seat. i ordered a drink (don't matter what type) and had a few sips. it was quite warm in the cafe, so i decided to take off my trenchcoat, put it on my lap - i was wearing a black v-neck shirt inside.

and guess what ?

robert was there at the cafe - his blue-grey eyes were on me. (so pathetic, i know! anyway, it's just a dream, hehe) he's just chilling out with a few friends, his hand holding a green beer bottle (i think, who cares!) and btw, i didn't noticed since i was really really hungry waiting for my food to arrived.

suddenly, he made a move - walking towards to my direction. he introduced himself like a true gentleman, and of course - i was starstrucked, completely stunned with his presence. you should see my face - jaws slightly dropped, bright wide eyes .. probably the same kind of reaction when bella saw edward for the first time. and there he is - wearing his favourite black winter hat, his trademark leather jacket with a grey t-shirt inside, black pants and his nikes. ohh and he gave me this pouty look which says 'i'm not trying to be sexy but i am'. as he introduced himself, he flashed a wide smile on his face. i can see his pearly white teeth glistening - i think of too much edward on him, hehe !

so, i was kind of shaky when i started speaking.

and to be honest, the words that first came out from my mouth is

'MY MOTHER IS OBSSESED WITH YOU' (wth, thisss ?)

and he laughed - i love everything he laugh, it's adorable ! my cheeks flushed from embarassment and my mind was like 'that's so stupid,sab! why did you say that?'. haha, later i kind of crap about how my mother got hooked on twilight from the start. i swear i was about to slapped myself in front of him - ughh. stupid stupid stupid. after babbling enough about that, i told him that how i like his performance as dali in little ashes (whatt ? i watched that movie. one word : crazy). to be suprised, he thanked me as i was the first to noticed him as salvador and not as edward in twilight. well, i didn't talked about his music since i'm not a fan of it. after talking to him soo much, i totally forgot that i'm hungry. it was like my digestion systerm is like totally shut off, sounds so odd but true.

he offered me to ride in his cab, at first i politely reject - told him i'll be walked back by myself, don't want to cause any trouble. being a good guy, he still opens his offer and refused to take no for an answer and at last, i gave in.

of course, he's a celebrity being swarmed by paparazzi's but to be frank, when we got out from the cafe - there's barely people .. it was like a ghost town, oohh freakkyy.

we got back to his apartment and i pictured some sort of messy place ; piles of clothes all around on the floor, very untidy; dishes are still in the sink and some sort of stench coming out circling in the atmosphere etc. and of course, my predict came true after all. you probably assumed it's a place lived by an animal (any type) instead of a homosapien. it was quite small too - there's no room, just one bathroom, a small kitchen and a small open space.

he was quite embarassed - i could see his face turning tomato red when he showed his loft. he quickly grab the clothes on the floor and shove it aside (somewhere, i can't remember) as a guest, i would probably run away as fast as possible.

instead, I OFFERED TO CLEAN HIS HOUSE - DO DISHES, LAUNDRY , WATER THE PLANTS EVERYTHING YOU NAME IT. (yeahh, again wth?) of course, he refused to accept my generous offer but since i felt pity of him, i insisted to. so, he told me ' you know, you could sleep in tonight if it's okay, you'll probably wouldn't want to go back and forth from your place to mine. i'll sleep on the somewhere else, don't worry.'

err, sleep in couch? but he's kind of right. i was afraid to accept it but deep down, i feel that he's not going to do anything to me - rape me or whatsover. (haha) so, i just go for it. yayyy, sab, you did a wise thing !
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THE NEXT DAY.

i woke up, rubbing my eyes and streched my arms. it was late morning, probably closed to 10 am. boy, you know it's uncomfortable sleeping on the couch but what the heck, for rob - i'll do anything, yeahh right !

i looked around and he's not in the apartment, so i bet he's working or went off to do something else. but he did left a bag of clothes for me (probably from a secondhand shop) and some breakfast.

i had a shower a few minutes later and ate breakfast - english style.

then, i get my hands busy, god i feel like his housewife but i'm not. shessh, you should be thankful to me rob for cleaning your place. i did his laundry - i even called him on how to use the dryer and he said 'you don't know how to use the dryer ?' and i told him 'noo, in malaysia - it's all mother nature, we don't need a dryer.' ohh yeahh, clean the dishes in the sink too. i even watered his plants (i didn't know he even have one, ohh well), sweep and mop the floor. to my suprise, i did cleaned the bathroom (seriously, no idea why i even dream about cleaning toilets since i myself hate doing it, uggh!)

and you know what ?

i did cook for him.(did i ? w-o-w !) and you never guess, I COOK MALAYSIAN STYLE - RICE WITH LAUK AND EVEN THE FREAKING SAMBAL BELACAN !

this is weird .. super-weird but extremely funny.

then, finally he came back - you should see his face. he was absoulutely speechless - shocked in horror to the optimum level.

it was horrible, i just had to wake up from this nightmare.

THANK GOD IT'S JUST A DREAM

if it was reality, i would have done suicide this morning.
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this is wrong, i blamed myself for staying at home too much and doing housework =)