THE BUTTERYASS FILES
Friday, May 15 at 10:04 AM

let me tell you something about this girl. she may look so innocent and naive outside but underneath her tudung, she is tough as nails. this fella is pretty tough to handle - with her bad ass attitude and pretty darn huge asset to take care of plus dealing her lunatic split personality, it's like taking care of a mental illness patient. you can practically see the word 'psycho and loud' plastered on to her forehead. i was quite disappointed the three sixes didn't formed on her head eventhough she was born on june of sixth - it would be completely perfect; the devil's child if you may call. thank god she can stay sane at all times, haha. apart from all her quirkyness, she is superb and worth being friends. butteryass holds the title of queen of chatterbox. eeyna malto's the king, dear. unlike those three buddies, this one doesn't gossip much like we do. she doesn't share the same interest as the others but i do know that she loves spending all her money whether she likes it or not - you were diagnosed that you have great temptation on other things and definitely have zero willpower. and lastly, she's short, shorter than me - the dwarf. don't tell that, it's a very touchy and sensitive subject to her. same thing applies to her huge spanking ass.

i love you too much, dear. don't forget to take me on a date, you need to spend those RM40 for me.